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Skip for under 13
The Office S3 E8, “The Merger”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Jim and other members of the Stamford branch have their first day at Scranton.
Across the episode we counted 5 flagged moments in 3 themes: Nudity & bodies (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in The Office S3 E8:
- Hannah
[using breast pump] Take a picture. It'll last longer. Ryan: I'm sorry. It's just, it's a little distracting. Creed: Ditto that, my brother.
- Hannah
Look what's on his computer. Michael: What is that? A squid's eye or... Hannah: It's my left breast. Michael: How did you... Creed: Right place at the right time.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in The Office S3 E8:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
- Hannah
Angela: Maybe that's because some people treat it like their own private Hooters strip club.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in The Office S3 E8:
- Meredith
Hey, champagne.
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