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Skip for under 13
The Office S5 E16, “Blood Drive”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. After a missed opportunity at a blood drive, Michael throws a Lonely Hearts Valentine's Day party; Jim and Pam go a double date with Bob and Phyllis.
Across the episode we counted 7 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in The Office S5 E16:
- Michael
Yeah. And the sexy looks between you and Pam, the general sexiness, the flowers, it's creating a bit of a hostile work environment.
- Dwight
So sexy it becomes hostile.
- Michael
Michael: Yeah, but now his heart is in Thailand along with the rest of his body having random sex.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in The Office S5 E16:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Dwight
I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself. [pauses, then nods signaling that he performed the feat]
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in The Office S5 E16:
- Dwight
I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself. [pauses, then nods signaling that he performed the feat]
- Michael
I am about to give blood. The gift of everlasting life, the transfer of my bodily fluids, oh wow, that's a big needle, that
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