Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
The Office S6 E23, “The Chump”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. Michael doesn't break up with Donna after learning she is married; Jim and Pam struggle to stay awake at work; Dwight and Angela take their baby contract to a mediator.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Affairs / cheating (6); Violence & injury (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in The Office S6 E23:
- Michael
All the time I was thinking, "I'm sleeping with your wife." And you know who does that?
- Ryan
You know what? I think you're attractive, and I wanna sleep with you. Erin: What about Kelly? Ryan: You read my mind. Erin: [quietly] Is this a joke? Ryan: Yep.
- Dwight
Schrute sperm are strong, [banging on his crotch with drum sticks] but they're no match for a grown Schrute man.
- Michael
Because a motel is dirty and it is sexy. Like me. And like Donna. And frankly, the stuff that we're into isn't very condo-appropriate.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in The Office S6 E23:
- Lawyer
Look, I can't legally watch this unfold. It's coming a little dangerously close to prostitution.
Affairs / cheating 6 moments
How Affairs / cheating shows up in The Office S6 E23:
- Meredith
That is something I would never do. Michael: Well, I think we all know what you're capable of Meredith. Meredith: Hey, I have never cheated on, been cheated on, or been used to cheat with.
- Andy
For those of you unfamiliar with William Shakespeare, a cuckold is a man whose woman is cheating on him.
- Andy
In any cheating movie, the person getting cheated on is the hero. You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyonce.
- Michael
Let's go. [starts walking towards the elevator] I can't wait to see this jerk who is making me cheat on his wife. I should punch him in the nose for what he's making me do to her.
- Andy
I just wanna go on record as saying that I do not condone this affair, and I went so far as to force Michael to confront the victim of his behavior.
- Pam
You talked to the man whose wife you're having an affair with.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in The Office S6 E23:
- Michael
Yes, we stab Toby through the heart with an icicle.
- Michael
Right? And if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
- Phyllis
Was there a fistfight?
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