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Skip for under 13
The Office S7 E2, “Counseling”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Michael has to go to counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge on a local mall; Pam fakes her way into a new position.
Across the episode we counted 12 flagged moments in 5 themes: Nudity & bodies (3); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (3); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in The Office S7 E2:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Michael
Michael: Well, the other night, I was sitting at the table, eating my penis...
- Michael
"Did your mom ever see you naked?" Toby: We can do this with more privacy.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in The Office S7 E2:
- Dwight
Apparently, it's one of the best revenge stories of all times, in which this sex worker, who is the antagonist... That can't be right. Andy? How does it...?
- Dwight
Ok, Um... The sex worker is denied service at a fancy store because she does not look wealthy. She later returns dressed in all the "trappings" of extravagant wealth, but instead of going...
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in The Office S7 E2:
- Dwight
Jim! To you and me, maybe, but, come on! To a child's imagination that's Mr. Fork and Lieutenant Knife and... Ms. Fork.
- Michael
Well, lets not get too... This isn't a counseling session... Ok. Son of a gun. Son of a bitch. Wow! Ok.
- Salesman
But the blood stained hands...
Swearing 3 moments
How Swearing shows up in The Office S7 E2:
- Michael
Well, lets not get too... This isn't a counseling session... Ok. Son of a gun. Son of a bitch. Wow! Ok.
- Michael
You. Bitch. God! You're very helpful aren't you? You try to help everybody. Do you want to play another game?
- Michael
Ok, you know what? I made a mistake. I committed corporate punishment. My bad. It's over. It's done. But my punishment is ... um ... worse than hell.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in The Office S7 E2:
- Andy
If someone offers you a cocktail, accept, but keep your wits about you.
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