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The Office S7 E4, “Sex Ed”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Michael contacts all of his former girlfriends thinking he has herpes.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (7); Nudity & bodies (5); Swearing (2); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 7 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in The Office S7 E4:
- Andy
Well someone could answer if they want to. [looks at Erin hopefully] Ok, in that case I will now show you how to put this condom on... using this pencil. [Stanley laughs]
- Dwight
I'm gonna need a list of every man you've ever had sex with. I'm talking train stations, men's rooms...
- Michael
I have a disease, for which there is no known cure, that has been sexually transmitted to me.
- Andy
Anyone who's interested in entering into an honest discussion about the sexual mores and taboos of modern society will be rewarded with a pizza break.
- Andy
Herpes, like all STDS, is a consequence of sex. Can anyone else name any other consequences?
- Erin
Andy, aren't there also negatives to sex?
- Michael
You may have given me a sexually transmitted disease.
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in The Office S7 E4:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Meredith
Because it's on my genitals, genius.
- Kevin
You have a penis?
- Andy
Well I'm not gonna use my penis, Oscar! It's not exactly hard right now anyway.
- Andy
[grossed our remarks from around the office as Andy holds p a picture of a nude man] Erin: Andy...
Swearing 2 moments
How Swearing shows up in The Office S7 E4:
- Meredith
Come on, give it a rest pencil dick.
- Michael
You know what, I feel like one of those old timey sailors. With the eye patch. [in pirate voice] It's me own damn fault. Woman in every port.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in The Office S7 E4:
- Kelly
Kelly: I guess maybe you should go marry a meth dealer with crabs.
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