Season 9 of Seinfeld is 50% all clear, 50% gray area and 0% a hard pass for little kids. Open an episode for the quoted moments.
S9 E157The Butter ShaveSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E158The VoiceSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E159The Serenity NowSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex work🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E160The BloodSex & hookupsViolence & injury🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E161The Junk MailAffairs / cheatingViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E162The Merv Griffin ShowSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E163The SlicerNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E164The BetrayalSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E165The ApologySex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E166The StrikeAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E167The DealershipSex & hookupsViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E168The Reverse PeepholeSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E169The CartoonSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5- S9 E170The Strong BoxSex & hookupsAffairs / cheating🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E171The WizardViolence & injuryRacism & slurs✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E172The BurningSuicide & self-harmSlut-shaming✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E173The BookstoreAffairs / cheatingViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs+1 more✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E174The FroggerSex & hookupsViolence & injury🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E175The MaidSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workSuicide & self-harm🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E176The Puerto Rican DaySex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E178The Clip Show (Part 2)Nothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ All clear · 1/5
S9 E179The FinaleSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+4 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5