Content guide
Skip for under 13
bobs-burgers S1 E3, “3. Sacred Cow”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (7). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in bobs-burgers S1 E3:
Like a sex tape.
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in bobs-burgers S1 E3:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Don't forget about that penis.
My bra is chafing me.
Violence & injury 7 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in bobs-burgers S1 E3:
There's no blood on our hands! What's all the yelling about? Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.
Murderer! Oh.
Murderer! Oh, come on, Bob.
Louise, you're defending me? This so-called "Man" stands accused Of murdering nearly 100,000 hamburgers worth of cows.
There! I said it! And I'm going to get my gun license, Finally.
Um Because you, sir, have blood on your hands.
Is this ketchup? It's the blood of 100,000 slaughtered cows.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.