Start here — safest bobs-burgers episodes
135 of 312 bobs-burgers episodes score all-clear. These are the gentlest to start with.
- S12 E10Gene's Christmas BreakAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S13 E12Oh Row You Didn'tNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ All clear · 1/5
- S14 E22. The Amazing RudyNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S9 E14Every Which Way But GooseNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S9 E21P.T.A It Ain't SoViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugsFat-shaming✅ All clear · 1/5
- S1 E11. Human FleshViolence & injuryFat-shamingSlut-shaming✅ All clear · 2/5
- S1 E44. Sexy Dance FightingSex & hookupsViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
- S1 E77. Bed & BreakfastSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E11DrumforgivenSex & hookups✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E12A Fish Called TinaNudity & bodiesViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E13Three Girls and a Little WharfyNudity & bodiesViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E15Yurty Rotten ScoundrelsViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E16Flat-Top O' the Morning to YaNudity & bodiesViolence & injurySuicide & self-harm+1 more✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E17Just the TripViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E19The Handyman CanSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs+1 more✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E22. Boys Just Wanna Have FungusNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheatingAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E21Local She-roSex & hookups✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E22Prank You for Being a FriendViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E33. Motor, She BoatNudity & bodies✅ All clear · 2/5
- S10 E66. The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking NowAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
- S11 E11. Dream a Little Bob of BobNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
- S11 E12Die Card, or Card TryingSex & hookupsNudity & bodies✅ All clear · 2/5
- S11 E15Sheshank RedumptionNudity & bodiesViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
- S11 E16Y Tu Tina TambienAffairs / cheatingViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
- S11 E18Some Kind of Fender BenderfulViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
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Overall 3/5. Fine for some families, not for others — read the flags before play.
- S1 E10Burger WarSex & hookupsViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S1 E11Weekend at Mort'sNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S1 E12LobsterfestNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S1 E13TorpedoSex & hookupsViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S1 E22. Crawl SpaceSex & hookupsSwearingAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S1 E99. Spaghetti Western and MeatballsSex & hookupsViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S10 E11. The Ring (But Not Scary)Nudity & bodiesViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S10 E20Poops!... I Didn't Do It AgainSwearing🤔 Gray area · 3/5
bobs-burgers episodes to skip with little kids
56 episodes are a hard pass for little kids (overall 4–5/5). The spiciest are listed below.
- S3 E11Nude BeachSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
- S11 E44. Heartbreak Hotel-oweenSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S2 E55. Food Truckin'Sex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S6 E13Wag the HogSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheating+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S10 E55. Legends of the MallNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheatingViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S14 E33. The PickleoretteSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S16 E88. Les LizárdablesSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S16 E12Children of the CarnSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S2 E11. The BelchiesSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S2 E22. Bob Day AfternoonSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S3 E55. An Indecent Thanksgiving ProposalSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S4 E33. Seaplane!Sex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheating+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S8 E22. The Silence of the LouiseNudity & bodiesViolence & injurySwearing+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S1 E55. Hamburger Dinner TheaterSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+1 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S15 E77. Boogie DaysSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+1 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5