Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
bobs-burgers S3 E11, “Nude Beach”, scores 2/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16.
Across the episode we counted 20 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (9); Porn / strippers / sex work (4); Violence & injury (4); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in bobs-burgers S3 E11:
…with a master plan And the ladies call me Tex And the one thing all the ladies know is I'm good at having Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex I leave my shirt on, that's okay Don't make me feel self-conscious, babe…
…And the ladies call me Tex And the one thing all the ladies know is I'm good at having Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, sex-sex-sex-sex-sex I'm good at sex, I'm good at sex I'm very, very, very, very good at sex I am good, you are…
Nudity & bodies 9 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in bobs-burgers S3 E11:
What is that? Is that a liver spot? Is that a birthmark? Is that a third nipple? Who knows? You can't write this crap! Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Who're you going to harass next, guys? Well, Bob, if you must know, perhaps you've heard our town is now home to a disgusting nude beach? There've been reports of vendors there serving food while n-n naked.
One two three four Bobby, when are you and me gonna go to that nude beach that Hugo was talking about? Ugh.
Guess my boobs didn't get the memo.
I've seen my neighbor across the street put her bra and girdle on hundreds of times.
Step right up! Look through this tube, see some boob.
They're naked and old and they're bringing home the gold! Go! You go talk to him! All right.
What's going on here, anyway? - Naked field day! Fun! - Ugh.
Listen to you, Bob! It's all about things with you! Restaurants! Rat feces! Underwear! Oh, God.
Porn / strippers / sex work 4 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in bobs-burgers S3 E11:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
What about that song, "Elderly Prostitute"? Da, da, da, da, da, elderly prostitute Da, da, da, boo, ba, elderly prostitute All right, I'll say something.
It's no "Elderly Prostitute.
You, you, you! The Itsy-Bitsy Stripper climbed up the brassy pole Down came her legs and wrapped around my soul Weave your web of your sexy web…
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in bobs-burgers S3 E11:
You know, I play almost every night over at Pistol McSwish's Basketball and Brew.
Whatcha doin', Pops? Hitting the streets for some hooch? No, he's off to Pistol McSwish's to see the new health inspector play his rock.
What, you punching me? I'm punching you back.
Daddy! You abandoned me! Daddy! You sold drugs to me! Punches are not hugs to me! Eh.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in bobs-burgers S3 E11:
Nothing's ever gonna keep you down Big fatty wins the tug! Bad luck, little fatty! Three legs, four thighs and two ding-dongs.
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