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Family Guy S3 E12, “To Live and Die in Dixie”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Waylon Jennings has a voice cameo in an episode in which the Griffins discover Southern hospitality---courtesy of the Witness Protection Program. They're in hiding because the convenience-store thief Chris fingers escapes from jail and vows revenge. But should he track Chris (voice of Seth Green) down, he'll have to contend with Sheriff Peter Griffin (series creator Seth MacFarlane).
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (6); Alcohol & drugs (5); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S3 E12:
"It seems today that all you see "Is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are those|good old-fashioned values "On which we used to rely?
You wanna go down|to the old town bridge and make out? Yes, sir! And in the city,|glasses are considered really sexy.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S3 E12:
I'm gonna draw boobs on the Etch A Sketch.
…the girth|- " Girth - " Oh, my fat baby loves to eat|- " Loves to eat "A big old Buddha belly|and her breasts swing past her feet "My fat baby loves to eat "My big ole fat-ass baby loves to eat (mimics John…
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S3 E12:
Aha! I got you now, Griffin!|- Aaagh! - Not so fast, buddy!|- Who are you? You can call me Officer TJ Hooker.
Sheriff Officer TJ Hooker.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S3 E12:
(all scream)|- Somebody's in the closet! You know you're a redneck|when your gun rack has a gun rack on it.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S3 E12:
|- (beep) - Where are you?|- (beep) You're startin' to piss me off,|you little piggly son of a bitch.
They had to cut the crap out of my fur|before each taping.
I bet if we fixed it up a little bit,|it could be a piece of crap.
|- Kids, where's your father? (Peter and Brian) Yeee-haaa! - What the hell are you doing?!|- Blendin' in.
That sucks,|cos I really like spending time with you.
Yeah, well, see, I kinda pissed off the whole|town at that Civil War re-enactment.
Alcohol & drugs 5 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S3 E12:
By the third season|I was completely wasted all the time.
|You just hang out here, eat pie and get drunk.
"Pie"? "Drunk"? "The"? You got yourself a sheriff! - (slurred) Boy, it's so quiet around here.
Brian, you're drunk.
|- What are you sayin'? That drunken idiot kicked your sorry asses|south of the Donna Dixon Line.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S3 E12:
Get your fat ass back here.
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