Content guide
Preview first — about 14+
Family Guy S3 E13, “Screwed the Pooch”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 14+. Peter can't stop trying to impress Lois's father, Mr. Pewterschmidt, and Brian can't take his eye off Pewterschmidt's racing grayhound. Bob Barker has a voice cameo as himself. Series creator Seth MacFarlane provides the voices of Peter, Brian, Pewterschmidt, Bill Gates, an ape and a cockroach.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (1); Alcohol & drugs (1); Slut-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S3 E13:
But first I want you to testify|against that horny mutt of yours.
"It seems today that all you see "Is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are those|good old-fashioned values "On which we used to rely?
Sexual deviant, or magic picture that if you|stare at it long enough, you see something? - Sexual deviant, but that one's not|- Thank you.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S3 E13:
I'm going inside to have freaky sex with my|prostitute with whom I still have 45 minutes.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S3 E13:
|- Oh, I don't think I can You can beat him, Mr Pewterschmidt.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S3 E13:
Carter, did you tell your son-in-law|he's not supposed to swallow the wine? Hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He said he'd give me a hundred dollars|if I took off all my clothes off.
Slut-shaming 2 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S3 E13:
Oh, so I should treat him|like a high-class whore.
Stop! Brian, come quick! - Oh, my God! Those aren't my puppies!|- Then whose are they? (barking) You! You're a whore! A filthy, filthy whore! You must be so relieved.
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