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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S5 E9, “9. Road to Rupert”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When the family has a garage sale, Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear Rupert. Stewie is so distraught that Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, CO. When they find the culprit, Stanford, Stewie challenges him to a ski-off to get Rupert back. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (12); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S5 E9:
What? Why? We got reckless driving, disturbing the peace, plus the driver of one of those other cars was a virgin whose hymen was busted by the airbag, so rape.
…that letter My black son, my black son Now each day my heart is getting bigger Don't even remember sleeping with that lady, but I did My black son, he's coming to stay My black son, he's making each day The best…
How could you sell Rupert? What you've done is more horrible than sex with Sharon Stone.
One minute I'm filling up at Chevron, and the next I'm having sex with Sharon Stone.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S5 E9:
How are we gonna get out of here? - You still got the starting gun? - Yeah.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S5 E9:
Get out of the fucking car! Get out of the fucking car right now, man! - Get out of the fucking car! Do it, do it! - Oh, my God.
I'll do whatever you want! - I'll fucking kill you! Get out of the fucking car! Did we just carjack someone? We sure did, Brian.
You son of a bitch! Come on, Stewie, I'm really sorry.
I'm looking forward to getting rid of some of this crap.
Give me the damn license.
Having some trouble there? - You're starting to piss me off.
You're starting to piss me off! - It's right here.
Oh, man, this sucks.
What the hell am I gonna do all day? That's all right, that's okay.
Damn you, Brian.
My own driver? Holy crap, that's awesome.
Where the hell are we? Oh, this is history right here, Brian.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S5 E9:
Quit stealing my punch lines, you fat drunk.
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