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Family Guy S5 E10, “Peter's Two Dads”, scores 2/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. After Peter's dad, Francis, dies, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk, which is a great honor, and he challenges him to a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him, but he quickly realizes that he likes it and does whatever he can to get into trouble.
Across the episode we counted 21 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (9); Alcohol & drugs (7); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S5 E10:
So he says to the grasshopper: "Hey, you know there's a drink named after you?" The grasshopper says: "You mean there's a drink named Irving?" So which one of you wants to lose your virginity?
…We Irish lads are all infirm And our moods infect us like a germ 'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm And we don't tan well, either.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S5 E10:
Come on! Discipline me! Make me wear panties, rub dirt in my eye, violating me with a wine bottle.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S5 E10:
If I can just get her to hit me one more time, it'll give me the rush I've been looking for! What's next? What's next? Oh, God, I've been so bloody naughty, and I need to be taught a lesson and you're the one to do it.
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S5 E10:
What the fuck?! - Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
She is messed up, man! Shut up! Just shut up! Let me fucking think! - Push her out.
So less? More? Too many? - Not enough? - You stupid son of a bitch! You didn't even know how old I am! Meg, that kind of language is not appropriate for a girl your age.
Push the bitch out! Okay, now let's go back in your mind to your childhood, - to some of your deepest memories.
Take off that stupid costume! You look like a damn fool.
Well, he did kind of treat us like crap, - but, yes, it is a tragedy.
No! Go to hell! Stewie, I have had just about enough of this new selfish attitude of yours.
Come on, Lois, hit me! Beat the crap out of me! Step on my cubes.
All I know is somewhere in the great land of Ireland, is a big fat bastard who looks like me.
Alcohol & drugs 7 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S5 E10:
What is it? Peter you're a fat, stinking drunk.
But instead, he called me a fat, stinking drunk.
Booze made me fall down all those stairs.
Booze killed my father.
You know, Ireland has more drunks per capita than people.
Get me a beer, Brian.
From our drunken Irish dad!
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S5 E10:
I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
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