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Family Guy S6 E12, “Long John Peter”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Yo ho ho! It's a pirate's life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter accidentally kills his beloved pet. Meanwhile, Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for the lovely intern Anna.
Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (2); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S6 E12:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I went on a date with thisgirl that I really like, and if you don't mind, I was hoping I could askyou a few questions about the birdsand the bees? Ah, my boy wantsto know about sex.
Pick that up! Chris, why are youacting like this? Pick that up and cook it into something delicious or knit it into somethingthat's useful to me! Um, are you readyto make out now?
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S6 E12:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Oh, no, I can't! I've got a lunch meeting, and then a meeting after lunch, after that Over the next 90 minutes, I'd like to show you that all your problems can be solved by my penis.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S6 E12:
Pick a lane, bitch.
Uh, yes, can I have two tickets: one man and one bitchthat needs to do what I say.
Fetch me five tankards of ale, and a leg of mutton for me maties! Who the hell are those guys? Just a few sea dogs frommy fishin' boat days.
But I bet a lot of girlstell you that, huh? Well, the only girl I knowmy sister, and she sucks.
The next time yousee this girl, treat her like crap, and you'll be cooler than a mid-'80s noveltyanswering machine message.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S6 E12:
I don't care who theyare, they stink! Get 'em out of here! They stink of good cheer, Lois! After we've had our fillof bread and wine, we shall tell talesof other times we had our fillof bread and wine.
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