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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S7 E1, “1. Love Blactually”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When Brian meets Carolyn, the girl of his dreams, he decides to follow Stewie's advice to take things slow. This drives Carolyn crazy, and she soon moves on to another man. When Brian discovers Cleveland is the new man, he does whatever it takes to win Carolyn back.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (6); Nudity & bodies (4); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (4); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 6 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E1:
You ever had sex that was voluntary? - No, I have not.
You almost went in there and tried to have sex with that girl.
Cleveland, you're sleeping with my girlfriend? Nobody told me Carolyn was your girlfriend.
What's up? Would you mind getting Loretta to sleep with you again? Uh Possibly.
I always try and jump into the sex right away.
So how was it having sex with Carolyn? I think I'm gonna remember it forever.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S7 E1:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Apache penis! - Aah! - You go on and beat it, little neck.
Oh, yeah? How so? Brian, do you think you could identify a genital wart? Uh, I would think that would be something you'd check with your doctor about.
Why are you naked? - Naked? Wha? Everybody's been telling me I'm wearing magnificent robes made from the finest silk.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S7 E1:
Loretta cheated on Cleveland.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S7 E1:
I'm a murdered fetus.
Did you know Democrats murder thousands of babies every year? Sometimes babies are put back into the womb so that they can be aborted again.
Aah! It's not true what they say: Punch Snoopy in the stomach as hard as you can and he won't feel it.
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E1:
What? You got a problem with that, you can go fuck yourself.
Uh I'm no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure it's raining bitches.
Really? Are you trying to piss me off? Or is that how you say that? - I'm talking about this ruined evening.
What the hell? Excuse me for a second.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S7 E1:
I just wanna sit here, watch the ball game, have a few beers.
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