Content guide
Preview first — about 14+
Family Guy S7 E5, “5. The Man with Two Brians”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 14+. After watching Johnny Knoxville on "Jackass," Peter and the guys film their own shenanigans. When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he's getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog. Everything is great until the "new Brian" crosses the line and humps Stewie's favorite toy.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (2); Suicide & self-harm (2); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E5:
You were masturbating when I came in.
And now every time you're sleeping with him, he's gonna be thinking of me.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S7 E5:
- Dear diary
Today, at the school library, I saw a picture in National Geographic of a woman with nipples that cover most of her breasts too.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S7 E5:
We've all seen your compilation video, Brian: Shatner singing "Rocket Man," drunk Orson Welles doing that commercial Sylvester Stallone in that porno, and Bill Cosby beating up that midget.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S7 E5:
My name's Johnny Knoxville and I'm gonna take a shotgun blast to the face.
Because, uh, I got this new gun.
Suicide & self-harm 2 moments
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S7 E5:
"And that is why I killed myself, chopped myself up and put myself in the garbage.
Suicide? How could we have misjudged him so severely? Oftentimes it's the ones who seem the happiest.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E5:
Aah! What the fuck? Why would you do that? Hey, you guys, Lois says it's time for dinner.
I used to have a guy for that, dick.
What does that mean? It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all.
You poor damn fool.
Aah! What the hell is the matter with you? Outside.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S7 E5:
And I got you this bag of weed.
He's acting all crazy, like Quagmire when he drunk-dials me.
Well, he's obviously drunk.
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