Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S7 E4, “4. Baby Not on Board”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, and Brian suggests that the family use the funds to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. So the Griffins pack up the car and hit the road, but leave some very precious cargo at home. When the family finally realizes that they have left behind one of their own, it's a mad, explosive, hilarious dash back to Quahog.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Swearing (6); Fat-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E4:
I had lots of time to masturbate, which in space, is great.
If you were gay and you had to have sex with either John Forsythe or Sean Connery, who would it be? Oh, that's easy.
Sir, this employee just made a sexual remark to me.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S7 E4:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
I finally get to see what a vagina looks Oh, God.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S7 E4:
By the way, I disabled the V-chip, and I watched so much porn.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E4:
Oh, fuck! You blow that fucking horn again, I swear to God I will ram that fucking thing up your goddamn ass! All aboard for the Grand Canyon.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
You put gasoline in Stewie's bottle? You damn fool! You're more useless than Aquaman.
Peter, what the hell is that? It's a space shuttle, Lois.
What the hell? Where are we? Getting to know your remote is easier than you might think.
Oh, this sucks.
Fat-shaming 2 moments
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S7 E4:
I'm stuck behind some fat ass driving too slow.
Some fat ass flipped me off.
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