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Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S7 E13, “Stew-Roids”, scores 3/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe's infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter. It seems like all of Stewie's hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell when he reveals just how Stewie got those six-pack abs. Meanwhile, Chris starts to date a popular girl at school and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics - as in what goes up must come down -.
Across the episode we counted 27 flagged moments in 9 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (5); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (3); Homophobic jokes (1); Slut-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Come on, girls! Let's go upstairs and make out! Oh, no! Connie's been hurt! I guess I should lie on top of her to keep her warm.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
This one is from when you made a plaster cast of my vagina freshman year.
I like what you're doing with your boobs.
There's an ass-to-boob ratio that you're way off of.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
- Porn / adult-channel plot is part of this episode.
It doesn't have to make sense when you look like this! I am hotter than phone sex with a blind girl.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
You bastard! How the hell can you be cheating on me? I'm the one who made you popular! No, Connie.
Violence & injury 5 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
I've got veins They carry blood all over my body That's how John Mayer would say it, "body.
Good morning, guns of Oh, no! What's happening? I'll tell you what's happening.
Oh, my God! Stewie! Your kid got beat up by a baby girl! Oh, man! This is more painful to watch than when Family Ties does a Tina Yothers episode.
My baby boy got beat up by a girl.
Beating up that Jewish kid made me popular.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
You want my help? You can go fuck yourself! Hey, Meg! Think fast! Ah! Loser! - All right, let's do it.
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me I'd fuck me so hard Hey, Chris.
Holy crap! All right.
Those lying bastards at Johnson & Johnson! - We'll put, "No more tears" on the label.
What the hell are you Oh, my! Suddenly I'm full of energy! All right, fat man! Let's do this! - Wow, Stewie! You look like a new man.
Does anyone need the remote? Oh, my God! What the hell happened to Stewie? Yeah, looks good.
Now let's give you a pencil-thin douchebag beard.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
Real men have a couple of beers and then project their inadequacies on their kids.
Why would she go out with me? She must be more drunk than Santa Claus when he got that DUl.
Ahh Of course you're probably not really into tibia Trivia! Ahh Boy! That global warming, huh? They say we lost a foot of snow last winter Ahh Hey, how about another beer?
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
Doesn't he? Let's see that little dyke, Susie Swanson, beat him up now.
Slut-shaming 2 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
Well, will you look at me? I have the power! He-Man We now return to Lady and the Tramp and Michael Vick.
Hey, Chris, after school today, we're gonna go to the pizza place and make that single mother who works there feel like a slut.
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