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Family Guy S7 E14, “We Love You Conrad”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match - if only he can let Jillian go.
Across the episode we counted 17 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (4); Swearing (6); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E14:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I mean, it's a little weird, isn't it? This new Lauren Conrad relationship? When asked about their sex life, Brian was quoted as saying, "Oh, yeah, we just do it me style.
Okay, ready? I've been reading up on things that sound sexy.
What the hell's wrong with you? That's not sexy.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S7 E14:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
God, what a douchebag! I can't believe that came out of Bruce Jenner's vagina.
But Lauren carries one in her vagina.
Oh, are they showing? It's a really thin bra.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E14:
I'm on camera all day, and I turned my back on my own kind! So, why don't you think before you say things for a fucking change? Look, there's Brody Jenner.
Say that after a fortnight in town, bitch.
So, you know, guys - Bitch.
She invited everybody except me? What the hell? We dated for six months! Ouch.
Oh! Oh, Man! What the hell did I do last night? Good morning.
I still feel like crap, though.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S7 E14:
Order me a beer.
Apparently, she gave that dog a bone and he gave it right back! Look, I was drunk out of my mind.
So, Lauren, do you and Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan all hang out and go drunk-driving together? I heard that Lindsay Lohan wasn't driving that night.
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