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Family Guy S7 E16, “Peter's Progress”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Peter has his palm read by a psychic who reveals that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in 17th century England and in the newly founded American colony of Quahog. It was a time of great love and adventure where King Stewart reigned supreme, the smartest dog in the room was the court jester, army lieutenants were merely boys and even old England loved "How I Met Your Mother".
Across the episode we counted 17 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (6); Nudity & bodies (4); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (5). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 6 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E16:
I'm so horny.
We have to have sex in order for me to bear you a son.
Darn it! I'm gonna be so horny tomorrow at 4:00.
We can have sex right now on the table.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Damn it! Oh I wanted to do sex to her tonight.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S7 E16:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
And then she'll be all mine! Why is he such a jerk to everybody? Because he has a very, very small penis.
What'd you do? I slept with an underage virgin to cure my puff penis.
Can I feel those boobs? - No! Daddy! What are you? Sick? - Hey, it's a different time! What a wonderfully exciting day! I'm young, I'm all dressed up, and I'm on my way to marry the woman I love.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S7 E16:
…never had no kind of trouble There was no hint of misery Then all at once the trouble started A pack of murderers and thieves Like swarms of locusts they descended Their aim to make the town folk flee They've got to…
Just full-blooded whites.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E16:
" And she said, "Which one?" You know, you're gonna be fucking dead in five seconds if Aunt Frieda doesn't throw a pie at somebody! I mean, part of that is you sort of have to know my - Make me laugh! - Hey, look.
What the fuck? I remember once she wrote a letter to my Uncle Tom, from whom she'd been divorced for several years.
Yes! Yes, this is so awesome! Damn it! Oh! That's so cool! That's so cool! Do me next.
Aw, crap! A splinter.
Yes, I am, sir! I want you to turn this settlement upside down until you find Lady Redbush and Griffin Peterson! That fat bastard thinks he can steal my bride and get away with it?
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