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Family Guy S7 E15, “Three Kings”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. After Peter discovers the writing of Stephen King, he imagines his family and friends in three of King's most famous works. First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe - as 12-year-olds - travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery narrated by Richard Dreyfuss. Second, Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. Finally, Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (2); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (9). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E15:
He had sex when he was five and committed his first rape when he was 10, rape, of course, being legal in the '50s.
Or you could just have sex with Helen Hunt.
You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S7 E15:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Vagina boob.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S7 E15:
Have gun, will travel reads the card of a man A knight without armor in a savage land Okay, I got another one.
I mean, you have a gun right now.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S7 E15:
Unfortunately, about a week ago, he took an overdose of designer drugs at The Viper Room.
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E15:
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Fuck that.
You know, Lois has been bitching lately that I watch too much TV and don't read enough books, so I went to the library and picked up three books by the greatest author of the last thousand years, Stephen King.
You don't have to be a dick about it.
'"You remember the name of the town in Mexico, right? '" Shit! What? Is that him? Is that No, no.
Doesn't that piss you off? Quag grew up to become a famous Hollywood actor.
I'm gonna take the poop pipe to the crap swamp.
Dufresne? Dufresne? Dufresne, you better get your ass out here before you make me cut this sentence - Where is he? Where the hell is Dufresne? - I don't know, sir.
Where the hell is that jack-off? There's, like, 1,200 bucks in that box.
If he ran off with that, oh, I am gonna be so pissed.
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