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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S14 E2, “2. Papa Has a Rollin' Son”, scores 2/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. For Father's Day, the guys track down Joe's estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie's doctor tells him that he'll only grow to be 5'1", so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it's like to be short.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (6); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S14 E2:
I've been sleeping with your sister.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S14 E2:
Splendid, Charles! What is it called? Oliver Nipple-Twist.
Glenn, do you think you'd see my bra through this blouse? Uh, I don't know.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S14 E2:
Joe! What the hell happened to you? I was shot in the line of duty.
Yeah, all girls are lesbians when you point a gun at 'em.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S14 E2:
"Screw you, math dick.
Oh, yes, you are! Get away from me, you son of a bitch!
Aah! Oh, my God! Holy crap, he's out of control! Does it look real? Plan B! an B! Peter, I'm afraid this is hopeless.
Ow! Oh, Charles, you bastard! Yeah! The Dickens! It hurts like the me! So, anyone going to the gerbil's funeral on Friday? Okay, kids! Everyone in a circle for parachute time.
Oh, goodie, I love parachute time! Whee! Whee! Whee! What the hell? That kid looked like Tiny Tom Cruise.
There's no more important relationship than I'm sorry, Cleveland, what the hell is that Toronto Raptors hat? It was my Father's Day present.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S14 E2:
My dad's a stinking drunk who lives in Ireland, but you got a perfectly good dad.
Who's ready for another beer? Hey, Cleveland, weren't you supposed to buy the next round? That's a shame Joe never sees his dad.
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