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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S14 E3, “3. Guy, Robot”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Stewie doesn't like Brian's stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (3); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (6). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S14 E3:
If Lois won't sleep with you on the new mattress, we just got to get your old mattress back.
Something I can help you with? Yeah, you got any brain-dead women in there you let people have sex with for a few bucks? Sure, come on back.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
"I was wondering why this tampon commercial was so long until I realized it was a re-run of Sex and the City.
Porn / strippers / sex work 3 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S14 E3:
Well, Peter, I don't think you can go any farther down the ladder than porno people.
Oh, my God, Bruce, you do porn? Nah, I's part of the crew.
- PETER
Yeah, I want to do you right where the porn lunch was.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S14 E3:
Hey, uh Stewie! You, uh, you caught the show? You bloody thief! Every joke you told up there was stolen from me! Stewie, relax.
Have you ever had a fistfight with your stepdad? Which stepdad? You passed! Here's your license.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S14 E3:
Go be a dick.
Where the hell's Peter? I'm almost done doing the 45 minutes of stuff a woman my age needs to do right before bed.
What new friend? (electronic whirring, beeping) Is this dog bothering you, Stewie? What the hell? You couldn't find a real friend so you built a robot? Oh, not a robot, Brian.
(crying, retching) I bet the mall around here sucks.
Ah, damn it.
says this is where a piece of crap has to live.
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