Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S14 E13, “An App a Day”, scores 2/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, which causes a series of horrible events. Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.
Across the episode we counted 21 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (5); Porn / strippers / sex work (4); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S14 E13:
1 It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Now let's just stop talking and have idiot actor sex.
What's that? You take a ton of pills that completely wipe out all sexuality.
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S14 E13:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
If you want to get a girl's attention, you text her a picture of your penis.
This is not a drill! I repeat, not a drill! Good to be back doing this again, huh, Bill? What, shoveling coal into a penis? I was sleeping.
Where frail old men come to weigh themselves in the nude.
Someone someone get me nude art books! I need nude art books! Oh, good, Chris.
Porn / strippers / sex work 4 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S14 E13:
- Porn / adult-channel plot is part of this episode.
You're clearly watching porn.
When Chris sent that picture, he was technically distributing child pornography.
Child pornography?! Joe, that's crazy! He's just a teenager who made a bad choice.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S14 E13:
Yes, I'm interested in cheating on my wife in Las Vegas.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S14 E13:
You married me because I play one of the main bad guys in Blue Bloods.
Peter, I'm gonna punch you with this beer mug till I'm holding just the handle! Guys, calm down.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S14 E13:
Hugh Cornwallis? He's, like Super bitchy, I know.
"Nice crank, you dirty little bastard"? Sorry, I'll take that.
Damn it, Brian! I entered us in that tournament because you said you could play! And I will not be humiliated in front of shallow, rich alcoholics! Hey, Chris.
" Chris? What the hell happened to you? Mother, Father, I decided to have myself chemically castrated.
Why the hell would you do that?! Now nobody will have any reason to be afraid of me or think I'm a pervert, and everybody can just treat me like normal again.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S14 E13:
Okay, so this place has hot women, morning booze and free vomit? Maybe I'll join you.
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