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Family Guy S14 E14, “Underage Peter”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his booze.
Across the episode we counted 28 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (12). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S14 E14:
…Man, I haven't made money this easy since I invented the Yanket! Peter, what's wrong? Well, I want to masturbate, but I'm just so darn cold.
If you're anything like me, the number one problem in your life is that you can't masturbate just anywhere.
- Coming up
female high school teacher sleeps with her students.
Ugh, this seems like a weird place to even use a condom.
1 It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S14 E14:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Oh, my God! My husband's having a heart attack! Is anyone here a doctor?! I have a 13-inch penis! (applause) And besides, I'm sick of you acting like you're such a victim.
Here's $50, go change your underwear.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S14 E14:
The man who made it, Curtis "Murder Dog" Williams, went on to become one of America's most celebrated vintners.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S14 E14:
I rule! Look it up Edison was a dick.
But still, holy crap! Well, here's your money.
(fire alarm ringing) Holy crap! We-we-we got to get out of here! Aw, man, the library.
(grunts) Ow, damn it! I think my belt buckle cut my gut! Hey, Peter, can I ask you something? You're not just hanging out with me because I, I can buy you alcohol, right? What?! Course not.
Oh, my God! What the hell is that?! This? This is a pointing bird.
(sighs) Well, this sucks.
It obviously wasn't for me, but the imagination's a hell of a thing.
Alcohol & drugs 12 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S14 E14:
Our patented process makes it look like you're holding the remote or sipping a beer.
But first, the public library suffered damage this evening when an area fat man smashed through the front of the building while attempting a drunken stunt.
Anyway, these types of immature, drunken high jinks are destroying our town.
I was going to bone my girlfriend, but she told me that if there wasn't vanilla vodka involved, there was no way.
Oh, my God, he's just been drunk this whole time? This new law sucks.
We'll just go into the brewery after hours and take some beer.
Peter, why'd you want me to get us into this prison? Because, Joe, everyone knows that all prisoners make bootleg wine in their toilet.
We are gonna get so wasted! Oh! Look, right here.
What the hell? Why's Jerome serving booze to Brian? I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.
Brian can buy us booze.
Oh, my God! Are you drunk again? Yeah, I was, I was just hanging out with my main man, Peter.
Is that, is that wine? Yeah, Adam just poured me a little before dinner.
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