Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S15 E14, “The Dating Game”, scores 2/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Quagmire discovers the "dating" app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that he has scoliosis and learns the perks of his latest diagnosis.
Across the episode we counted 22 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (7); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (6); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 7 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S15 E14:
What's "Tinder"? It's an app for your phone where two strangers can hook up for a dirty liaison.
Just two horny people with phones.
What? Why? - We already had sex.
There was a time when you'd be more selective When you were horny and feeling erective Now one swipe and there's thousands to bone All from a sex app you use on your phone That's the Tinder.
Give up on your attempt to convince real Quagmire to not use Tinder, and to instead have sex with this woman who's right in front of him.
1 It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I mean, easy sex on the Internet? Did you know about this, Scott Baio? Uh, yeah.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S15 E14:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
ah You will catch a dose Of blisters and itching and genital warts 'Cause Tinder makes you so gross And for kids it's kind of tragic Sex for them has lost its magic…
You know, I just, I just feel like my penis shouldn't be alone tonight.
You want a naked bathroom selfie covering your stuff with a fistful of $100 bills.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S15 E14:
And all it took was for us to hire that $200 dirty prostitute to pretend to be a nice lady in a bar.
I'm just glad she's a prostitute and not that lady murderer that's been all over the news.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S15 E14:
I'm just glad she's a prostitute and not that lady murderer that's been all over the news.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S15 E14:
You know, like when a woman in a Porsche Cayenne isn't a complete bitch.
…makes you so gross And for kids it's kind of tragic Sex for them has lost its magic Banging every Tom and Dick and Jack and Jill and Joan And this also might surprise you All your married friends despise you 'Cause…
- Due to my 12
00 noon court appointment as part of a crippling child-custody battle with my horrific ex-wife, I am saying going once, going twice, and awarding this condemned building to you! (APPLAUSE) Damn, it, we lost!
What the hell was that? Mort's getting laid? Yeah, thanks to Tinder, he's had a different girl every night this week.
What the hell is all this? Maybe she likes you.
It's got to be from wearing that damn brace all the time.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S15 E14:
Should we do it with careful planning, or have another couple beers and then just go for it? Well, let's make that decision after another couple beers.
I wrote several long paragraphs describing my interests, some pet peeves, choice of wine, a couple of inspirational quotes, things I've learned from my cats No, no, no, no.
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