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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S15 E15, “Cop and a Half-wit”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.
Across the episode we counted 20 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (4); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (9). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S15 E15:
I have to have sex with your housekeeper to save humanity.
What? Bring me your housekeeper! I have to have sex with her now! I'm the Terminator! I don't have a housekeeper.
1 It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Every second I'm not having sex with a housekeeper, robots are killing people in the future.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S15 E15:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Our top story tonight
local news anchor too professional to laugh at penis poked through hole in cue card.
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S15 E15:
I want a murdered jogger's Discman.
The hell we do! [gun clicks.]
Peter, hand me my gun and get out of here! I could get fired for this! And I can't go back to my job as a magician's assistant.
Lois, answer the bloody phone! N-No, no! W-we don't need Lois.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S15 E15:
that brain injuries are directly linked to dementia and suicides in former players! - [music gets louder.]
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S15 E15:
- JOE
Car trouble? Ah, son of a bitch, Joe! Didn't even hear you coming.
Jeez, Joe, what the hell happened? You used to be this badass cop out there on the street, busting heads and keeping us safe.
Oh, crap! Cops! That's the house! Hold on, Peter, we can't go in there.
What's up, dudes? Stewie, what the hell is all this? Uh, only the most manly thing ever.
…on the pedal Never ever false metal Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle My job ain't a job, it's a damn good time City to city, I'm running my rhymes On location Touring around the nation Beastie Boys always on…
You lift, bro? Damn it, I can't believe Joe's hogging all the credit.
That bastard's just getting famous by tricking people.
Your stuff sucks.
Crap, Chris, he's worse off than I thought.
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