Content guide
Preview first — about 12+
How I Met Your Mother S5 E14, “Perfect Week”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 12+. When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.
Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (2); Alcohol & drugs (3); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E14:
Boxing had Ali, basketball had Jordan, and the sport of sleeping with random hotties has my next guest, Mr.
Trying to sleep with seven women in seven nights is not doing fine.
Barney was the best sex I ever had.
I mean, it's really like the sexual equivalent of baseball's perfect game.
You are just using meaningless sex to distract yourself - from a really serious issue.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E14:
I think I'm gonna go small boobs tonight.
…with the skates and the sticks walked in here? Lily, if one of the Vancouver Canucks walked in here, my panties would drop so hard there would be a hole in the floor halfway to China.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E14:
Beer here! Thanks.
What really happened? I had lunch at a Staten Island Chili's and banged a drunk hairdresser.
Martini? We're having a beer with a New York Yankee.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E14:
Over 200 women, spanning six continents, and not a single fatty.
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