Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother is 12% all clear, 42% gray area and 46% a hard pass for little kids. Open an episode for the quoted moments.
S5 E11. DefinitionsSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S5 E22. Double DateSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workAffairs / cheating+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S5 E33. Robin 101Sex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheating+4 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S5 E44. The Sexless InnkeeperSex & hookupsViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
S5 E55. Duel CitizenshipNudity & bodiesViolence & injurySwearing+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S5 E66. BagpipesSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+1 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S5 E77. The Rough PatchSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workAlcohol & drugs🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S5 E88. The PlaybookSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesSwearing🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S5 E99. Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the SlapViolence & injurySwearing🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S5 E10The WindowSex & hookupsSwearingAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S5 E11Last Cigarette EverSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S5 E12Girls vs. SuitsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugsSlut-shaming✅ All clear · 2/5
S5 E13JenkinsSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S5 E14Perfect WeekSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S5 E15Rabbit or DuckSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S5 E16HookedSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workAlcohol & drugs+2 more✅ All clear · 2/5
S5 E17Of CourseSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S5 E18Say CheeseSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+3 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S5 E19Zoo or FalseSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S5 E20Home WreckersSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+1 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S5 E21Twin BedsSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheating+3 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S5 E22Robots vs. WrestlersNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S5 E23The Wedding BrideSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S5 E24DoppelgangersSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury🚫 Hard pass · 4/5