Content guide
Preview first — about 12+
How I Met Your Mother S5 E21, “Twin Beds”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 12+. When Ted and Barney jeopardize Robin's new relationship by professing their love for her, Robin realizes that she is finally over them. Meanwhile, after spending a weekend sleeping in twin beds, Marshall and Lily decide to get twin beds at home.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (2); Affairs / cheating (1); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (2); Homophobic jokes (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E21:
See, I wanna have sex with her at least one more time! She is mine! She's not yours! And she's not mine, either.
Long story short, this exchange student's arms gave out, and we both fell, ass over sex swing.
Somehow sex and sleep got all jumbled together, but they're two different things.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E21:
Sure, you'll always love Robin, "but remember other women? "More importantly, remember other boobs? "And all the cool stuff you can do with boobs? "Nuzzle, juggle, honka-honka.
" Then there's just a bunch of drawings of boobs.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E21:
"Oh, also, she cheated on you.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E21:
Robin! Robin, I love you! - You son of a bitch! - Robin! Robin, I brought you the blue French horn! I brought you the blue French horn! Robin, Ted's just holding it for me.
Hell, two might be even better than one, for some reason.
Okay, don't get me wrong, Cher puts on a hell of a show.
Baby, did we just revolutionize modern marriage? Damn straight! (CLICKING TONGUE) - Hey! - Hey! - Hey, guys.
But listen, we can never pull crap like that ever again.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E21:
Boy, was Ted drunk.
We were drunk and stupid.
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E21:
Ted and Robin? Not seeming so gay now, am I, Donny? - Appletini for the gentleman.
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