Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
How I Met Your Mother S5 E23, “The Wedding Bride”, scores 2/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, "The Wedding Bride," he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his life, and that it was written by Tony, the man Stella left him for at the altar.
Across the episode we counted 7 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (4); Violence & injury (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E23:
Angry sex on the first date, and then as soon as you mention breakfast, she's gone.
and our sex life is terrible.
Porn / strippers / sex work 4 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E23:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
Actually, it's porn.
Only women with major baggage go into porn.
A barber, a stripper and a Jew lliard-trained violinist, walked into a bar.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E23:
Oh! What about when he got beat up by the goat? - (ALL LAUGHING) - So funny.
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