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Skip for under 13
How I Met Your Mother S8 E7, “7. The Stamp Tramp”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Marshall recommends his old law school classmate Brad for a job at his firm, but the interview goes awry, leaving Marshall to do damage control with his boss. Meanwhile, Robin helps negotiate Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 5 themes: Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (6); Swearing (4); Alcohol & drugs (2); Slut-shaming (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E7:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
But Barney Stinson has to do what's right for Barney Stinson's penis.
(bell dings) I'm even wearing this bra because of a lingerie store Lily told me about.
Sticky's even sent me a boob-shaped hand-sanitizer dispenser.
Porn / strippers / sex work 6 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E7:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
Since Quinn and I broke up, she's gone back to dancing at The Lusty Leopard, and it's just really tough because 'Cause you have to find a new strip club?
Stinson, we might not have the best strippers at Moneyballs, but we use sabermetrics to get you a stripper with a five body, sure, and another with a…
Especially from that strip club, Fur Coats.
They bribed you! Why else would you pick a place where the strippers say they're trying to put their grandkids through college?! Please leave! Barney, I can explain, okay? Please leave.
Hey, look, wherever you end up, can I have the dubious honor of buying you your first lap dance? It's a date.
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E7:
Aren't they out of the running? Yeah, but those old bitches don't need to know that.
It's-It's what I love about you, but it's also why your stamps are total crap.
How about when you turned your boss into a fountain of bodily fluids? You guys like it? I'll be waiting for you in hell, Eriksen.
Damn it! So? Bottom line, Vito: a lot of strip clubs are into my client.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E7:
(bell dings) I'm drinking this beer because she recommended it.
They're sending me T-shirts, beer cozies.
Slut-shaming 3 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E7:
Why shouldn't I give him the old Marshall Eriksen Stamp of Approval? Marshall, you're a stamp tramp.
Stamp tramp.
Oh (voice breaks): I have nothing but the utmost respect for you skanks.
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