Content guide
Preview first — about 12+
How I Met Your Mother S8 E8, “8. Twelve Horny Women”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 12+. Marshall takes on his old friend/new nemesis Brad in the biggest case of his career. Meanwhile, the gang reminisces about their own run-ins with the law, leading to a debate over who was the biggest delinquent as a teenager.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (3); Swearing (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E8:
That guy wasn't masturbating.
I mean, I've heard of Twelve Angry Men, but this was more like Twelve Horny Women.
And for the older birds, who maybe don't perform as well in the bedroom as they used to, could actually be having healthier sex lives? In my expert opinion yes? Yes.
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E8:
I'm gonna get us two drinks, come back and comment on the likely size and color of the nipples on that redhead at the bar, with the big, dark nipples.
You want to talk about teenage badasses? I was like John Gotti in a training bra.
How aboot, uh, I lower the TV, too, yeah? (grunts) (screeches) (cheering) Three hours later, I was arrested drunk, naked, and driving a Zamboni.
Swearing 2 moments
How Swearing shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E8:
Scooter, do you smell bacon? (laughs sinisterly) Laugh, bitch.
…be grossed out, but you're gonna laugh a little anyway, and then you'll tell a funny story about "that bitch Patrice" at work, but neither one of us are gonna say, "Hey, how's it going?" or "Good to see you!"…
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