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Skip for under 13
How I Met Your Mother S9 E7, “7. No Questions Asked”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. When Daphne sends a troubling text message to Lily, Marshall enlists the gang's help to remove the message while enforcing the "No Questions Asked" rule.
Across the episode we counted 12 flagged moments in 5 themes: Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (4); Violence & injury (5); Alcohol & drugs (1); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S9 E7:
Just because you didn't know better than to take a naked selfie while you were in the coldest part of the country First, I'm an Eriksen.
Porn / strippers / sex work 4 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in How I Met Your Mother S9 E7:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
Dubbed "Dearduff the Hooker," he murdered dozens of unwary travelers with his sharpened hook.
Others say Dearduff the Hooker was just a popular male prostitute who murdered no one and died of syphilis in 1848.
Where is she? All right, I'll take a lap dance.
Violence & injury 5 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in How I Met Your Mother S9 E7:
Dubbed "Dearduff the Hooker," he murdered dozens of unwary travelers with his sharpened hook.
Others say Dearduff the Hooker was just a popular male prostitute who murdered no one and died of syphilis in 1848.
Why? Because when we leave the church, a few of the gun enthusiasts in my family are gonna fire a 21-gun salute.
I just wish I would've known about the guns.
(coughing) Wh-Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun? (quietly): Where's Lily? She went up 20 minutes ago.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S9 E7:
Lobster, caviar, champagne.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in How I Met Your Mother S9 E7:
So you're saying you didn't order room service and you didn't order Prison Sluts Nine? I am saying I did not order room service.
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