Season 9 of How I Met Your Mother is 4% all clear, 38% gray area and 58% a hard pass for little kids. Open an episode for the quoted moments.
S9 E11. The LocketSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+5 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E22. Coming BackSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+5 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E33. Last Time in New YorkSex & hookupsSuicide & self-harmSwearing+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E44. The Broken CodeSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+1 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E55. The Poker GameSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesSwearing🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E66. Knight VisionSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+1 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E77. No Questions AskedNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E88. The LighthouseViolence & injurySwearingAlcohol & drugs🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E99. PlatonishSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E10Mom and DadPorn / strippers / sex workSuicide & self-harmSwearing+1 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E11Bedtime StoriesNudity & bodiesSwearingAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E12The Rehearsal DinnerSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E13Bass Player WantedSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E14Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in SlapmarraAffairs / cheatingViolence & injury🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E15UnpauseSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E16How Your Mother Met MeNudity & bodiesViolence & injury🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E17SunriseSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+1 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E18RallySex & hookupsViolence & injurySwearing+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E19VesuviusPorn / strippers / sex work🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E20DaisySex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E21Gary BlaumanSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheating✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E22The End of the AisleSuicide & self-harmSwearing🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E23Last Forever (1)Sex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E24Last Forever (2)Sex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5