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How I Met Your Mother S9 E23, “Last Forever (1)”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (5); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S9 E23:
There's only one way I'd let either of you have sex with her.
So the only way you're allowed to hook up with her is if you marry her.
…three-year mark-- would you take it? Before I answer that, real quick: you want to get super drunk and have sex right now?
Think of all the sex you're gonna ha.
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S9 E23:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
How was work? My-my boss only called me three words that meant "vagina" today.
What if I see a pack of lions fighting a tyrannosaurus? Or, better yet, what if I see boobs? Who am I who am I gonna high five then? You can high five Marshall.
But Marshall only likes to high five about Lily boobs.
(laughing) What's going on? She's getting a boob job.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in How I Met Your Mother S9 E23:
Too rich for my blood.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in How I Met Your Mother S9 E23:
And we need some estrogen up in this bitch.
- TED
That son of a bitch did it.
How do you say good-bye to so many special memories? Cock-a-mouse! We have to move! (dance music playing) (laughs) Hey, Marshall.
Damn it, Barney.
But I'm glad it was long and difficult, because if I hadn't gone through hell to get there, the lesson might not have been as clear.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S9 E23:
Barney, if you start brewing your own beer now and nail my prom date, so help me Years too late on one of those, Teddy.
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