Two Monkeys and a Panda

Modern Family S2 E17, “Two Monkeys and a Panda”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. While Claire runs herself ragged trying to play peacemaker with Haley and Alex, Phil sneaks off for a nice relaxing day at the spa. Meanwhile, Gloria is horrified by Jay's morbid plans to purchase two primo side-by-side crypts in preparation of the inevitable future, and Cameron decides he wants to write a book that celebrates the fact that Lily is adopted -- however, during the process he unearths artifacts that are quite disturbing -- .

Across the episode we counted 2 flagged moments in 1 themes: Porn / strippers / sex work (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.