Content guide
Mild — okay from about 9+
Modern Family S2 E18, “Boys' Night”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 9+. Phil and Claire have some trepidation when they find out that Luke has befriended their crotchety old neighbor, Mr. Kleezak; Jay's attempt to avoid sitting through a symphony concert with Gloria and Manny lands him in the middle of Mitchell and Cameron's "boys' night out"; and Haley has her own adventures in babysitting with Lily.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (1); Alcohol & drugs (4); Homophobic jokes (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Modern Family S2 E18:
Oh, he looks like that dentist you hooked up with in Laguna.
Uh And keep your blinds closed when you're doing your little sexy dance.
He's seen my sexy dance.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Modern Family S2 E18:
Get your affairs in order, people.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Modern Family S2 E18:
The bloodier the better.
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Modern Family S2 E18:
Justin, more booze.
What's in 'em? It's a margarita with a shot of absinthe.
Justin, more booze! Oh! Haley! Hi.
Come with me! - It's a date! - Yay! I was drunk! I'm not going shopping with Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in Modern Family S2 E18:
You mean homos.
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