Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Modern Family S9 E7, “7. Winner Winner Turkey Dinner”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. During Jay's Thanksgiving toast, he honors the entire family on their recent successes, even though everyone knows that isn't quite true. As everyone desperately tries to hide the facts about their perceived triumphs, Phil works hard to master a classic magic trick and prove he's not the family failure.
Across the episode we counted 5 flagged moments in 2 themes: Swearing (4); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in Modern Family S9 E7:
Son of a bitch, she did it! See that, people? Another person doing their best, thanks to me.
: Those dumb bastards are going to be thinking pass, which is why we're going to run.
Damn it! - You fought.
Oh, my God! - What What Holy crap, where'd he go?! Private Ranzetti reporting Operation Overlord is a success.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Modern Family S9 E7:
Oh! - Wow! Cocktails are on me.
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