Season 9 of Modern Family is 50% all clear, 41% gray area and 9% a hard pass for little kids. Open an episode for the quoted moments.
S9 E11. Lake LifeSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E22. The Long GoodbyeViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E33. Catch of the DaySex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E44. Sex Lies KickballSex & hookupsSwearingRacism & slurs🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E55. It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil DunphySex & hookupsAffairs / cheatingViolence & injury+2 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E66. Ten Years LaterNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ All clear · 1/5
S9 E77. Winner Winner Turkey DinnerSwearingAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E88. Brushes with CelebritySex & hookupsNudity & bodiesSwearing🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E99. Tough LoveSex & hookupsViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E10No Small FeetSex & hookupsViolence & injurySwearing+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E11He Said She ShedNudity & bodiesViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
S9 E12Dear Beloved FamilyNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
S9 E13In Your HeadSex & hookupsViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E14Spanks for the MemoriesSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workSwearing+2 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E15Spanks for the MemoriesSex & hookupsViolence & injurySwearing+1 more✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E16Wine WeekendSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E17Royal VisitViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E18Daddy IssuesNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E19CHiPs and SalsaViolence & injury🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S9 E20Mother!Sex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+1 more✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E21The EscapeSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
S9 E22Clash of SwordsViolence & injury🤔 Gray area · 3/5