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🎞️ S7 E129 🚫 Hard pass

Seinfeld

Is Seinfeld S7 E129 OK for kids?

The Wigmaster

Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him.

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Content guide

👊 Violence
💋 Sex
🙊 Language
⭐ Overall

Skip for under 13

Seinfeld S7 E129, “The Wigmaster”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him.

Across the episode we counted 12 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Porn / strippers / sex work (4); Affairs / cheating (1); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.

Watch for — every moment, theme by theme

Sex & hookups 5 moments

How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S7 E129:

  • Kramer "That's a....ca.....ca..........Condom!!"
  • stick to your foot. You open in your car and Bing!! Condom."
  • Kramer "Can I sleep with you?"
  • Jerry "Kramer , there's no way you're sleeping with me."
  • exchange of sex and discounts.. Cornerstones of a healthy relationship....and now if you

Porn / strippers / sex work 4 moments

How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Seinfeld S7 E129:

  • Gina Mastrogiacomo [Prostitute]
  • Two prostitutes walk up to a car
  • Hooker picks up the money as George looks embarrassed.
  • Out comes the hooker with a client.

Affairs / cheating 1 moment

How Affairs / cheating shows up in Seinfeld S7 E129:

  • Attendant "What can I tell you buddy. Take it up with Consumer Affairs."

Alcohol & drugs 2 moments

How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Seinfeld S7 E129:

  • Ethan (to waiter) ....Champagne Coolies , please."
  • Ethan "There's your Champagne Coolie. Well looks like it's just you and me cowboy!."

What to watch in Seinfeld · Season 7 guide

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