Content guide
Mild — okay from about 10+
Seinfeld S7 E130, “The Calzone”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 10+. George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets banned from the restaurant when he's accused of stealing from the tip jar. He then asks Kramer to pick up the calzones, but Kramer gets kicked out when he tries to pay with pennies. George's last resort in getting the calzones is Newman who wants a cut of every delivery. Meanwhile, Kramer will only wear clothing if it's straight from the dryer.
Across the episode we counted 3 flagged moments in 3 themes: Violence & injury (1); Alcohol & drugs (1); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S7 E130:
- George
Beautiful women . You know they could get away with murder . You
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Seinfeld S7 E130:
- George
Yeah . I am like a drug dealer . I got the guy hooked . I am having
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Seinfeld S7 E130:
- Mr. Steinbrenner
Corn beef . I don't think so . It is a little fatty .
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