Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Seinfeld S9 E4, “The Blood”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. Jerry's parents hire their friend Izzy Mandelbaum to become Jerry's personal trainer while George decides to associate food and television with his love life.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 2 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Violence & injury (6). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S9 E4:
- George
She tolerated the strawberries and the chocolate sauce, but eh, it's not a meal, you know? Food and sex, those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them.
- Jerry
Natural? Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.
Violence & injury 6 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S9 E4:
- Jerry
Did you give blood?
- Kramer
My service rates went up? You banks are all the same with your hidden fees and your service charges. Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere, yeah.
- George
Hey, speaking of which, I found a great way to separate the skin from the top of the pudding without leaving any around the edges; Exacto knife.
- Jerry hits a spatula on the table and one Exacto knife flies through the air.
- Elaine is on the baby-sitting gig and Jimmy is shooting her with a toy gun.
- Elaine
All right, but I'm running out of purses here. [takes her purse from a punch ball.]
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