Content guide
Mild — okay from about 9+
simpsons S4 E13, “Selma's Choice”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 9+.
Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (2); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in simpsons S4 E13:
- Lisa Simpson
Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?
- SPERM BANK: int. sperm bank - day
- Selma Bouvier
All I got now is sperm in a cup.
- Attractive Woman
(SEXY VOICE) You're charming the pants off of me.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in simpsons S4 E13:
- Bart Simpson
Let's see if they wore underwear back then.
- Guard
We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in simpsons S4 E13:
- Patty Bouvier
When I went to pick him up, Mom was trying to stab him with a hat pin.
- Princess Opal
(ANNOYED GRUNT, SLAPPING FOREHEAD)
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in simpsons S4 E13:
- Beer Hall Of The Presidents
- BEER HALL OF THE PRESIDENTS: ext. beer hall of the presidents - establishing - day
- Bart Simpson
(READING SIGN) "Beer Goggles - See the World Through the Eyes of a Drunk."
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