Start here — safest simpsons episodes
300 of 564 simpsons episodes score all-clear. These are the gentlest to start with.
- S1 E2Bart the GeniusAffairs / cheatingAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S11 E10Little Big MomSex & hookups✅ All clear · 1/5
- S12 E12Tennis the MenaceSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S12 E15Hungry, Hungry HomerAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S12 E4Lisa the Tree HuggerAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S16 E10There's Something About MarryingAlcohol & drugsSlut-shaming✅ All clear · 1/5
- S16 E11On a Clear Day I Can't See My SisterSex & hookups✅ All clear · 1/5
- S19 E13The DebartedNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ All clear · 1/5
- S2 E14Principal CharmingSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S2 E6Dead Putting SocietyViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S20 E11How the Test Was WonPorn / strippers / sex work✅ All clear · 1/5
- S20 E13Gone Maggie GoneNudity & bodies✅ All clear · 1/5
- S20 E5Dangerous CurvesAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S22 E1Elementary School MusicalAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S23 E22Lisa Goes GagaSex & hookupsAffairs / cheatingSwearing✅ All clear · 1/5
- S23 E6The Book JobNudity & bodiesViolence & injury✅ All clear · 1/5
- S24 E10A Test Before TryingPorn / strippers / sex workAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S24 E4Gone Abie GoneSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S25 E4YoloSex & hookupsViolence & injury✅ All clear · 1/5
- S26 E13Walking Big & TallSex & hookupsViolence & injuryFat-shaming✅ All clear · 1/5
- S26 E2The Wreck of the RelationshipViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S26 E7Blazed and ConfusedNudity & bodiesRacism & slurs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S4 E19The FrontNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex workAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S6 E11Fear of FlyingAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 1/5
- S6 E14Bart's CometNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ All clear · 1/5
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Overall 3/5. Fine for some families, not for others — read the flags before play.
- S1 E12Krusty Gets BustedAffairs / cheatingViolence & injury🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S1 E4There's No Disgrace Like HomeNudity & bodiesViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S1 E5Bart the GeneralSex & hookupsAffairs / cheatingViolence & injury🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S1 E6Moaning LisaNudity & bodiesViolence & injury🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S1 E8The Telltale HeadViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S10 E1Lard of the DanceViolence & injurySwearingAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S10 E10Viva Ned FlandersSex & hookupsViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
- S10 E13Homer to the MaxViolence & injury🤔 Gray area · 3/5
simpsons episodes to skip with little kids
43 episodes are a hard pass for little kids (overall 4–5/5). The spiciest are listed below.
- S13 E19The Sweetest ApuSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+5 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S13 E4A Hunka Hunka Burns in LoveSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+4 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S10 E8Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"Sex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workAffairs / cheating+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S14 E14Mr. Spritz Goes to WashingtonSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S17 E3Milhouse of Sand and FogSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheating+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S17 E15Homer Simpson, This Is Your WifeSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S21 E21Moe Letter BluesSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheating+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S23 E16How I Wet Your MotherSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S14 E15C.E.D'ohSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S14 E20Brake My Wife, PleaseSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workAffairs / cheating+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S15 E6Today I Am a ClownSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S18 E13Springfield UpSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S21 E1Homer the WhopperSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S23 E9Holidays of Future PassedSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5
- S25 E13The Man Who Grew Too MuchSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Hard pass · 4/5