Content guide
Mild — okay from about 9+
simpsons S13 E9, “Jaws Wired Shut”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 9+.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Violence & injury (1); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in simpsons S13 E9:
- Moe Szyslak
To where? How 'bout "Orgasmville"? Hello? Hello?
- Homer Simpson
(ALMOST PERFECT ENUNCIATION) I'm horny!
- Marge Simpson
Oh honey, think pink. (POINTS) Look, a salute to safe sex!
- Dr. Julius Hibbert
Oh, don't worry. On a man his size, that just provides sexual release.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in simpsons S13 E9:
- Homer Simpson
Okay, you pick one out and I'll punch it to death.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in simpsons S13 E9:
- Moe Szyslak
Oh, oh, what are you doing? You're gettin' some kind of booze all over.
- Duffman
Time's up. The answer is (TURNS CARD OVER, READING:) beer! Ooh, Duff luck.
- Bart Simpson
Wait, I know. Beer here!
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.