Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
simpsons S16 E7, “Mommie Beerest”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+.
Across the episode we counted 17 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Affairs / cheating (2); Violence & injury (2); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (4); Alcohol & drugs (6). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in simpsons S16 E7:
- Lindsay Naegle
Well thank you, your honor. You know, you're kind of sexy.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in simpsons S16 E7:
- Homer Simpson
THINK OF ME BABE WHENEVER / SOME SWEET TALKING GUY IN A THONG / HANDS YOU A BONG / DON'T TAKE...
Affairs / cheating 2 moments
How Affairs / cheating shows up in simpsons S16 E7:
- Carl Carlson
Moe and Marge are having an "emotional affair."
- Homer Simpson
Marge, I just wanna say: if you ever feel like cheating on Moe, here's my card.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in simpsons S16 E7:
- Bart Simpson
(LOUD MACHINE GUN NOISES)
- Moe Szyslak
Yeah well, I sweat blood.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in simpsons S16 E7:
- Moe Szyslak
I'm just going to call the suicide hotline now. (DIALS) And they've blocked my number! Oh God! (SOBS)
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in simpsons S16 E7:
- Moe Szyslak
(TOUCHED) Thanks, Marge... (UNDER BREATH) Know-it-all bitch. (NORMAL AGAIN) Oh, uh, did I mention there was a mistake at the front desk? (SNEAKY CHUCKLE)
- Homer Simpson
See you in Hell, document!
- Moe Szyslak
Hey wait a minute, what the Hell is that?
- Moe Szyslak
Hot damn, I won! Marge, I swear I'll be the best man you ever had. It's gonna be all flowers and back rubs and how-was-your-day dear and
Alcohol & drugs 6 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in simpsons S16 E7:
- Moe Szyslak
When we were kids, our dads used to get drunk and make us fight each other.
- Carl Carlson
(SHRUGS) Hey, a beer's a beer.
Drunks: (MOANS)
- Marge Simpson
HERE'S MY NEW IDEA TO SELL BOTH BEER AND GRUB / WE WILL TURN THIS FILTHY DIVE INTO A PROPER OLD-TIME BRITISH PUB!
- Lisa Simpson
WHAT A CLASSY WAY TO GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASSES
- Moe's Thoughts
And tonight, after some surf 'n' turf and a bottle of champagne, maybe some Snickers pie, I'll explain how the hotel made a little "mistake" and we gotta stay in the same room.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.