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Skip for under 13
simpsons S17 E3, “Milhouse of Sand and Fog”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (3); Affairs / cheating (3); Violence & injury (2); Alcohol & drugs (2); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in simpsons S17 E3:
- Luann Van Houten
I have a message for your wife: stop sleeping with my husband!
- Homer Simpson
(SCOFF) That's ridiculous! No woman would want to have sex with that loser! (REALIZING BELATED) And, uh, congratulations on snagging him back. Good stuff.
- Homer Simpson
Well, that answers the mystery of the missing melon, but I have one more question: did you sleep with Kirk Van Houten?
- Homer Simpson
I repeat: did you sleep with Kirk?
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in simpsons S17 E3:
- Lisa Simpson
(RE: TV SHOW) I bet that bra was planted by Sterling, to break them up.
- Bart Simpson
This bra is really gonna lift and separate: lift your mother's suspicions and separate your parents!
- Homer Simpson
(SHOCKED) This-this is Marge's bra. I bought it for her boobs! (SOBS)
Affairs / cheating 3 moments
How Affairs / cheating shows up in simpsons S17 E3:
- Amer-asian Girl
You cheated on me! Our mixed-race fling is so over!
- Luann Van Houten
(FRUSTRATED NOISE) You moron! Marge is having an affair with Kirk!
- Homer Simpson
Of all the people for Marge to cheat on, why did it have to be me?
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in simpsons S17 E3:
- Chief Wiggum
I'm fine. Watch, I can even touch my gun to my nose.
- Marge Simpson
Welcome to our pox party. Save room for punch -- Maggie's bathing in the bowl!
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in simpsons S17 E3:
- Milhouse Van Houten
Mom, I don't wanna get Dad in trouble... but he just let me drink a beer. (HOLDS UP EMPTY BEER BOTTLE)
- Milhouse Van Houten
I am drunk -- I'll prove it! Watch me... kiss this picture of Nana.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in simpsons S17 E3:
- Bart Simpson
Skanks for nothing, Lamerella. (LAME-ER-ELLA)
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