Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
simpsons S22 E13, “The Blue and the Gray”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+.
Across the episode we counted 7 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Violence & injury (2); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in simpsons S22 E13:
- Dr. Kissingher
(ROLE-PLAYING) Okay, I'm a sexy girl. And research shows that my decision to sleep with you happens in the first six point five seconds. Go.
- Dr. Kissingher
If "right now" means "tomorrow night at my seminar at the Springfield Airport Motor Lodge." So if you're ready to turn from couch potato to sex tornado, come and see me, Dr. Kissingher.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in simpsons S22 E13:
- Homer Simpson
Part of a great tradition including Val Kilmer from "Top Gun," Wedge Antilles from "Star Wars," and me, from now.
- Seymour Skinner
Bart, eyewitnesses to your fight described you as "berserkoid," "totally aggro," and said you punched Milhouse "like fifty billion times." That's an excessive number of times.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in simpsons S22 E13:
- Groundskeeper Willie
Uh, my name's Willie, and all I do is get drunk and kill squirrels with me shovel.
- Lenny Leonard
(SELLING) I just ordered this bottomless pitcher of beer and circumference-less platter of nachos.
Young Woman #1: (VERY ATTRACTED) Oh Homer, I've never seen a drunk hold his vomit like you. (PURRS)
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