Content guide
Skip for under 13
simpsons S23 E9, “Holidays of Future Passed”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 12 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (4); Suicide & self-harm (1); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in simpsons S23 E9:
"Carl": Because I wanted to get back together with my wife, who was sleeping with Carl at the time.
- Homer Simpson
Oh Marge, how would you like some "future sex"?
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in simpsons S23 E9:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Homer Simpson
I meant a week from tomorrow. That's when the new penis gets here.
- Zia
What? Me flashing my boobs on unripe melons dot com?
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in simpsons S23 E9:
- Ticket Agent
(BLOODTHIRSTY BELLOWS)
- Homer Simpson
(RUEFUL CHUCKLE) "Bloody Harry" -- he brought back beheading in a big way! Now, I'm gonna show these boys downtown Springfield.
- Selma Bouvier
Make me a Bloody Mary, doll-face.
- Adult Lisa
Sometimes I wish strangling your kid was still legal.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in simpsons S23 E9:
- Stewardess
(SULLEN) Suicide pills, Mohawk gel, twenty-year-old Business Week, turkey and brie wrap...
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in simpsons S23 E9:
- Homer Simpson
I'd smash 'em all for one lousy beer.
"Lenny": Hey Moe, get me another beer!
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